401(Kegs)!
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG
one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But - if you had purchased $1000 worth of Stop N Shop Keg Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum kegs for deposit refund, you will have received approximately $214.00!
Based on the above, the best current Investment Plan is to drink responsibly and recycle your kegs.
It's called, the Stop N Shop 401(Keg) Plan! |